Billed as an “erotic comedy”, Sexy Soccer is a Hong Kong soft core pornfilm (original title = Sing gum zhook kao). I was surprised that it was rentable on Netflix, but I guess the erotica is about as revealing as the usual fare on HBO.
Coach Rolando is broke but figures he can make big money by putting together a team of 5 good-looking women and entering them in a tournament. He teaches them to play soccer and also has sex with all of them. This is not the movie you want your daughter’s coach to watch.
Anyhow, the girls win their games by exposing their boobs to their opponents, which distracts the guys and allows the ladies to score. You can imagine how bad the soccer play is…
As compared to HBO, the production values are terrible, as are the sex scenes.
2 Soccer Movie Mom Rating = 2