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‘El Portero’ (2000) a pretty Spain in the ugly era of Franco

El Portero (2000)
aka The Goalkeeper

In El Portero, a former Real Madrid goalkeeper known as the King of the Penalty Kick, travels the Spanish countryside, wagering men to score against him. The villagers and the underground openly express their opposition to the repressive military dictatorship via a comedic penalty kick shootout versus the soldiers.

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Comedy Drama

‘The Soccer Nanny’ (2011) a little too coy for today

The Soccer Nanny (2011)

In The Soccer Nanny, a recently widowed mother (ex-pornstar Traci Lords) hires a male au pair from Norway to provide a role model for her 9 and 16 year old sons while she runs the family’s bison farm in the “Little Sweden” town of Lindsborg, Kansas.

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Comedy Drama Strong Sexuality

‘Rudo y Cursi’ (2008) a story you can’t forget

Rudo y Cursi (2008)

Rudo y Cursi is an artful story of hick half-brothers from banana plantations in the Cihuatlán Valley between Jalisco and Colima. An agent discovers them and signs them to opposing First Division teams in Mexico City, where they succumb to the trappings of success.

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Comedy

‘Studs’ (2006) a revived Irish comedy with theatrical roots

Studs (2006)

Studs is an Irish soccer comedy with a good performance from Brendan Gleeson (Harry Potter’s Prof MadEye Moody). Gleeson plays a mysterious manager whose seeming identity inspires a ragtag Sunday team to a Cup final. But the downer ending left me very ambivalent.

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Comedy Drama

‘A Shot at Glory’ (2000) largely misses

A Shot at Glory (2000)

A Shot at Glory starts off with a bit of fun — the ashes of a long time fan are poured onto the Kilnockie stadium turf so that he can “be with the lads”. It’s during practice, and as the team distractedly stands in respect, they juggle the ball from one to another down the line. But Glory doesn’t continue the humor.

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Comedy

In ‘Fever Pitch’ (1997) long-suffering Arsenal fan enjoys 1989

Fever Pitch (1997)

Funny how British soccer movies analyze the game’s joyless effect on its fans, in minute detail. I watched 3 of them in 2 days and realized that deep-down, the Brits hate soccer! Or at least, British screenwriters do.

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Comedy Drama

‘Those Glory Glory Days’ (1983) Tottenham spurs a first love

Those Glory Glory Days (1983)

A sports nut since childhood, Julie Welch was the first female soccer sports writer on Fleet Street. She was asked to write a screenplay for a British television series that would capture the passions of first love.

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Comedy

Stories collide in flamboyant ‘Kickoff’ (2010)

Kickoff (2010)

Kickoff is about the first game of the season for a man who puts together a 5-man gay team for a Sunday league. He wants his players to act manly like footballers, but instead this flamboyant, very buff crew is far out in left field.

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Comedy

‘The Other Half’ (2006) one long joke

The Other Half (2006)

The Other Half is a long drawn-out joke. An England fan plans a honeymoon in Portugal so that he can sneak off to England’s three Euro 2004 games. The complication is that his American wife doesn’t even know he’s a soccer fan, and her father has paid for the honeymoon.

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Comedy

‘Sixty Six’ (2006) a miserable tale of Bar Mitzvah woe

Sixty Six (2006)

Sixty Six is director Paul Welland’s autobiographical tale of woe about how his Bar Mitzvah was ruined by the nearby England vs Germany WC 1966 Final. In his own words, “It is a very cruel movie”, and he believes it is humorous. But after the boy pins all his self-worth on having a party to remember, watching him suffer one humiliation after another is nothing but painful.

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Comedy Strong Sexuality

‘Sexy Soccer’ (2004) is soft core

Sexy Soccer (2004) amazon dvd

Billed as an “erotic comedy”, Sexy Soccer is a Hong Kong soft core pornfilm (original title = Sing gum zhook kao). I was surprised that it was rentable on Netflix, but I guess the erotica is about as revealing as the usual fare on HBO.

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Comedy

Review: El penalti más largo del mundo (2005)

El Penalti mas largo del mundo (2005)

The Longest Penalty Kick in the World is a Spanish film that is so horribly boring I had to keep rewinding to watch the parts I had dozed through.

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Comedy

‘Liberated Zone’ (2003) nihilistic sex and racism

Liberated Zone (2003)

Liberated Zone (Befreite Zone) left me speechless. Three words describe how bad this German comedy is, and what it is really about: Nihilistic sex and Racism.