This list is a metaphor for 2019 MLS coaches expressed as various forms of sea life. I was inspired to write this after listening to Andrew Wiebe interview many MLS coaches for the @ExtraTimeRadio podcast.
- Peter Verdes = Aquaman 🧜♂️🔱
- Mike Petke & Brad Friedel = Killer Whales 🦈
- Gio Savarese & Marc Dos Santos = Sharks 🦈
- Brian Schmetzer & Jim Curtin = Dolphins 🐬
- Caleb Porter = a Shark 🦈pretending to be a Dolphin 🐬
- Chris Armas = the #Gulliest Seagull 🐦🐣
- Matías Almeyda = an Octopus = a sentient being 🐙
- GB Schelotto = a Premium Lobster 🦞
- Bob Bradley = a massive Sea Turtle 🐢
- Frank de Boer & Domènec Torrent = Whales in danger of extinction 🐳
- Greg Vanney = Kelp 🌿
- Adrian Heath = a Starfish hanging on tight ⭐️
- James O’Connor = a Shrimp 🦐
- Anthony Hudson = a Flounder 🐟
I originally posted this on twitter
