Notes: The Sea Life Guide to MLS Coaches

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This list is a metaphor for 2019 MLS coaches expressed as various forms of sea life. I was inspired to write this after listening to Andrew Wiebe interview many MLS coaches for the @ExtraTimeRadio podcast.

  • Peter Verdes = Aquaman 🧜‍♂️🔱
  • Mike Petke & Brad Friedel = Killer Whales 🦈
  • Gio Savarese & Marc Dos Santos = Sharks 🦈
  • Brian Schmetzer & Jim Curtin = Dolphins 🐬
  • Caleb Porter = a Shark 🦈pretending to be a Dolphin 🐬
  • Chris Armas = the #Gulliest Seagull 🐦🐣
  • Matías Almeyda = an Octopus = a sentient being 🐙
  • GB Schelotto = a Premium Lobster 🦞
  • Bob Bradley = a massive Sea Turtle 🐢
  • Frank de Boer & Domènec Torrent = Whales in danger of extinction 🐳
  • Greg Vanney = Kelp 🌿
  • Adrian Heath = a Starfish hanging on tight ⭐️
  • James O’Connor = a Shrimp 🦐
  • Anthony Hudson = a Flounder 🐟

I originally posted this on twitter