Reviews of soccer movies and football films
Soccer movie or football film directed or produced by Canadians or about football in Canada
The last time I watched a film with Lethal in the title must have been Lethal Weapon 2, 3, 4, or 5. (Is there a Lethal Weapon 5?) I figured Lethal Soccer Mom was a click-bait film that would be a grind to watch.
Continue reading “Lethal Soccer Mom (2018): Not Worth Watching in a Lifetime”
This film is a reason to hate Canada—for producing a movie that is such a chore to watch. Monkey in the Middle—or as it’s titled on Netflix, It’s a Zoo in Here—has one redeeming grace. Graham Zusi (known as Saint Zusi to Mexico fans) is the inspiration when the main character takes a free kick. Continue reading “Review: Monkey in the Middle (2014)”
Jay Baruchel and Eoin O’Callaghan drive across Ireland in search of Jay’s Irish roots and their shared Celtic Soul. It’s a self-described collection of lovely moments tied together within the larger context of what it means to be an immigrant, to be Irish, and to be a fan of Celtic FC. Continue reading “Review: Celtic Soul (2016)”
Is this worth watching? When Erik Estrada has top billing, you know it’s cheesy time. The best line in The Final Goal is when Estrada’s henchman tells him, “You should have been an actor.”
Brothers Kevin and Mike Scullion originally intended to create a fictional movie about homeless men joining a soccer team. Instead, they ended up documenting the Downtown Dawgs’ journey from a Calgary drop-in shelter to the Homeless World Cup in South Africa.
Fondi ’91 is Canadian Writer-Director Dev Khanna’s feature film debut. The story takes place in 1991 and follows a team of 16 year old Jersey boys who travel to the small town of Fondi, Italy to play in a soccer tournament. Some of the boys are very randy and keen to hook up with Italian fillies or stallions. Continue reading “Fondi ’91 (2013)”