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Comedy Kids

‘La Dream Team’ (2016) is mighty fun for the family

La Dream Team (2016)

Add La Dream Team to the list of really good soccer movies that have sprung forth for our viewing pleasure in the past few years. Réalisateur Thomas Sorriaux accomplishes what American directors seldom do: work comedy into a family film that appeals to both kids and adults.

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Comedy Strong Sexuality

‘The Magnificent Eleven’ (2012) dancing nude footie

The Magnificent Eleven (2012)

Asked what The Magnificent Eleven is about, actor Robert Vaughn boiled it down to: “Dancing footie players, nude.” This film is a little more than that, but it does put that nudie footie player thing front and center quite a bit. Or front and to the side. Or mostly, flabby rear end in the clubhouse shower, the locker room, the team bus, the pitch… you get the idea.

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Comedy

‘Sassy Player’ (2009) is a trans-gender soccer romp

Sassy Player (2009)
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You can look at Sassy Player in two ways: either it’s a screwball comedy, or it’s an LGBT coming of age in Thailand soccer movie. Director Poj Arnon’s film แต วเตะตีนระเบิด is a weird combination of the two genres. The 16 new boys in a formerly all-girls high school are forced to form a school soccer team, even though 6-7 of them would rather be cheerleaders.

The flamboyant queens scream whenever the ball comes towards them, but they hang together enough to arrive at the league championship.

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Comedy

A zany improv mockumentary in ‘Mascots’ (2016)

Mascots (2016)

Watching Christopher Guest’s Mascots, I hadn’t heard such laughter in a theater since It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World. 1,400 people showed up for the special San Francisco Film Society screening at the Castro Theater on Oct-4-2016.

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Comedy Short

‘No Ball Games’ (2012) is darkly funny, twisted humor

No Ball Games (2012)

No Ball Games is a 7-minute short film that might turn off a typical soccer movie fan. I found humor in it but my hubby did not. It reflects the director’s sense of humor, entrancing the viewer with a boy whose ball goes over a wall into a secret garden.

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Comedy Kids

The villain in ‘Underdogs’ (2013) goes full Zlatan

Underdogs (2016)
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Why did Underdogs go straight to DVD? This is a fun family film, and to my knowledge is the first soccer movie that is an animated full-length feature film. I saw the trailer at the theater and ever since, I had been keeping an eye out for its release.

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Comedy

‘The Brothers Grimsby’ (2016) fight to save an English final

The Brothers Grimsby (2016)

The Brothers Grimsby is a new path for Sacha Baron Cohen. Instead of giving us a narcissistic Borat, Bruno, or Ali G, his Nobby is a likable character: family man, loyal brother, wasted England fan, and unlikely action hero. That is, when Cohen isn’t delivering his usual shtick of male sex organs and anal violation.

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Comedy

‘Boh Ngau’ (1983) predates Shaolin Soccer by 20 years

Boh Ngau (1983)

Boh Ngau (The Champions) is a hidden gem of a football comedy, combining soccer with the formulaic plot of a Hong Kong kung fu flick. I was shocked to realize it pre-dates Shaolin Soccer by almost 20 years, and yet it has an impressive level of soccer skill without any CGI.

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Comedy

Fan is short for fanatic in ‘Reds & Blues’ (2010)

Reds & Blues: The Ballad of Dixie & Kenny (2010)

Reds & Blues: The Ballad of Dixie & Kenny is a football farce about 2 sets of ardent fans who live next door to each other in Merseyside. One neighbor supports Everton (Blues), while the other supports Liverpool (Reds).

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Comedy

How to win with ‘Total Football: the Movie’ (2009)

Total Football: the Movie (2009) also known as Offside (2009)

There are things to like about Total Football: the Movie, and largely those occur in the last 30 minutes of the film. What the team does to win made me enjoy this Australian film.

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Comedy Drama Kids

Hard to stay awake through ‘My Dad’s a Soccer Mom’ (2014)

My Dad's a Soccer Mom (2014)

My Dad’s a Soccer Mom plays to a stereotype of loud-mouth narcissistic Black professional athletes. When Lester Speight is the star, it’s hard to tell any other story. An NFL linebacker whose contract is not renewed, he ends up playing stay-at-home Dad to his 10 year old daughter.

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Comedy Short

Sexy, funny Chilean ‘Lady Futbol’ (2005)

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Lady Fútbol is a 2005 comedic episode of Infieles, a Chilevisión adult TV series about infidelity. A young wife in a sewing factory is ignored by her husband, who is more interested in football.

Her boss suggests that turnaround is fair play, and she should join the factory womens football team. Besides drinking and staying out late, a side benefit is the coach with fabulous abs, who is all over the new recruit.

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Comedy

‘Mike Bassett: England Manager’ (2001) a $$$ success

Mike Bassett: England Manager (2001)

Intelligent and brilliantly stupid, Steve Barron’s mockumentary, Mike Bassett: England Manager, is one of the most successful soccer movies, scoring over $23M at the box office*. Second division manager Bassett tries to lead England through 3 qualifiers for Brazil and World Cup 17 (analogous to WC 2002). In a comic tone similar to This is Spinal Tap and Monty Python, Bassett’s management and team are beset with problems that are ridiculously scripted and yet realistically portrayed.

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Comedy

‘Bad Parents’ (2012) roguishly true before it goes dark

Bad Parents DVD cover

The title Bad Parents is a clue that this indie film is in the Bad Grandpa, Bad Teacher, Bad Santa genre. But it is more than that because up until the 58th minute, this indie film rings roguishly true.

I witnessed these situations myself as a soccer mom, although this movie takes sports parenting to a black comedic extreme.

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Comedy

The sexism of ‘Gregory’s Girl’ (1981) can’t be tolerated today

Gregory's Girl (1981)

Gregory’s Girl is an iconic coming-of-age movie from 1981. Using a cast of teenagers from the Glasgow Youth Theatre, Writer-Director Bill Forsyth follows Gregory as he schemes to win the heart of the ground-breaking girl who has joined his high school football team.