Reviews of soccer movies and football films
Soccer, football, and Fußball movies targeted at children, adolescents, youth audiences
Shaun the Sheep is a BBC kids TV series of claymation figures from the creators of Wallace and Grommit. A flock of sheep clandestinely conduct human-like activities behind the back of their farmer.
Continue reading “[Review] Shaun the Sheep: Off the Baa! (2007)”
Though Will Ferrell often plays a psychotic jerk, he is really a jock who majored in sports broadcasting at USC. Maybe that’s why so many of his movies have a sports theme. Kicking & Screaming is his soccer movie.
Continue reading “Review: Kicking & Screaming (2005)”
A Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen made-for-TV soccer movie. Have I hit bottom? But no, Switching Goals is actually pretty good. Great family fun! Continue reading “Switching Goals (1999)”
Family friendly, Her Best Move rises above the other teen/kid soccer movies in the authenticity of the players and the story. The film accurately portrays the trade-offs and stresses on soccer prodigies as well as their families and coaches.
Continue reading “Review: Her Best Move (2007)”
It’s kind of strange that, of the little information on the web about Soccer Dog: European Cup, most of it is incorrect. Back in 2012, the imdb description used to say that this movie was about a pornstar running a Scottish team. Other sites say this sequel to Soccer Dog: The Movie is about an orphan, a tournament, etc. They’re all wrong–I guess no reviewers really watch these movies when they’re about a dog.
Continue reading “Review: Soccer Dog: European Cup (2004)”
In the Disney Air Bud franchise, a dog named Buddy plays on all the sports teams at a high school. In Air Bud 3: World Pup, Buddy’s owner joins the team because of the new girl from England (who is the best player).
Continue reading “Review: Air Bud World Pup (2001)”
When a red Coca Cola soccer ball falls from the sky, the school janitor takes this as a sign that he must revive the soccer tradition of his village. With the help of a former pro who has come home to run his father’s tiny store, janitor Don Pepe assembles team Atlético San Pancho. The school team progresses to the Cocoa Cola Championship game, played in the Azteca stadium.
Continue reading “Review: Atlético San Pancho (2001)”
In Soccer Dog: The Movie, a 34 yo man, who grew up in a orphanage, moves to a true soccer town. Realizing he can’t participate in the fun without a son, he and his wife return to the orphanage to adopt a young teenage boy, who subsequently brings home a stray dog.
Continue reading “[Review] Soccer Dog: The Movie (1999)”
The Big Green is a formulaic Disney movie about an underdog soccer team. Disney knows how to create a film that doesn’t age, and that can be shown to successive generations of little kids for decades. The Big Green is the Disney equivalent of a Twinkie.
Continue reading “Review: The Big Green (1995)”
Gracie is one of the few fictional movies where the director and producer work hard to make the soccer look authentic. It’s the story of a soccer-crazed family whose first born son dies in high school, so his younger sister Gracie tries to take his place on the boys’ soccer field. In the 1970s in New Jersey, that required invoking Title 9. Continue reading “Gracie (2007)”